“I came home yesterday and I go in the bedroom and it reeks of sweat.So I start to look around and I see some scuff-marks on the top of the door frame (though surprisingly few). Then I looked around a bit and I found this random pile of clothing folded all nicely. I looked underneath it and lo and behold, there is this contraption that I guess Peyton bought yesterday.
“I was upset,he had a perfectly good explanation, so I calmed down pretty quickly. But I told him, I was like, ‘I wish you would have just told me in advance, you know?’”

Peyton is now forced to explain his purchase by saying:

“I am really getting into pullups recently,They have always been sort of an albatross for me, sort of kryptonite, my Achilles heel, that sort of thing. But it’s hard to find a place to go and do them, you know. I don’t always want to drive to the stadium to do pullups. I have been going to a local park and doing them on the jungle gym, but that’s hard too. So when I saw this ad for the doorway pullup bar, I knew I had to have it.”