Comments on: FLIRJ,FLIRGE Amy Poehler Hillary Clinton Saturday Night Live

By: Wang

Wang — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:04:14 +0000

Speaking of Hillary Clinton:

There is bad news about her husband.

It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

By: Leanne

Leanne — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:45:41 +0000

ok I am a mcCain supporter, And you can have yur own oppinion, but GO McCain & Palin!!!!!

By: tamtam

tamtam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:17:45 +0000

Sorry Aaron, I hate to burst your bubble, but it was the democrats and Clinton who did the deregulating. I do think that McCain let the ball drop by supporting the bailout, though.

By: aaron

aaron — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:11:31 +0000

flirge is just amazing and hilarious. It hits on the fact that palin is a know nothing cheerleader and that clinton is the stuff of substance. it’s not a beauty pagent for the love of christ! mccain is a cynical old man ” how about sarah palin — (what the hell was that honking ‘huh’ sound he made three times)” let it go old man – bush crowded you out twice and there is no chance for a third act of these dereuulating republicans and the nonsense

By: deeza

deeza — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:25:15 +0000

It means if given the choice would rather elect than fuck

By: Julie

Julie — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:17:18 +0000

how can it be “first lady I’ll rather get elected” when in the skit “Hillary” says “I googled it and I didn’t like it.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:22:06 +0000

Oh, you mean like in the Soviet Union (peasants eager to escape their overlords), China (peasants eager to escape their overlords), Cuba (peasants eager to escape their overlords), Indochina (peasants eager to escape their overlords), et al. Now I see. This 200+ years of entrepreneurship and self determination we’ve experienced in the U.S. must have been some daydream I was having. I guess that’s why people are so hot to leave the U.S. for all of the comfort and security that socialist and especially communist countries can afford them. Pretty soon America will be completely vacant. Thanks so much for clearing that up!

By: hi:)

hi:) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:57:12 +0000

FrankLy, I’d Rather Jackoff

By: tigwib

tigwib — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:03:06 +0000

I hardly know where to begin with you Jenna. You throw around words like socialist and communist as if they were grenades. And “home boy” is of course an African-American colloquialism signifying friendship. Are you implying that Obama is black or that socialists and communists are? I wish you could generate an original thought.
But you should know this incontrovertible fact. Big government, (including heavy regulation and redistribution of wealth), is the only thing that has ever created or sustained a substantial middle class in any industrial society . . . EVER.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:12:57 +0000

flirj stands for

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Lady
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Rim
Job