No… he’s more likely to burn you at the stake because you don’t have enough melanin in your skin. Also I missed the part where the pastor said we should resume witch trials and burnings… and I’ve watched it a few times.

How would this be any different than praying (or meditating for that matter) on stopping the “Great Right Conspiracy” – because you know the Clintons did that every night.

Don’t give them any more ideas. But I guess it doesn’t really matter, Obama already has the crack smoking,body piercing, drug dealing, wife swapping, tree hugging, America hating, crystal healing, commie loving, Utopia wishing, anti bathing, dazed thinking, urine smelling, Hollywood dwelling, crime committing, sidewalk spitting, Satan worshipping, and purple haired vote all wrapped up. That’s just based upon the delegates at the DNC. If I left anyone out, please feel free to add your group to the list.

Although, considering the source, I have to assume that if she were consulting a crystal healer who was aligning her chakra models and wishing her and her lesbian ‘life partner’ a fulfilling union… well then she’d be just fine for the whitehouse.

And we thought we were safe from the religio-facists once Huckabee was out of the race.

America was founded as a secular republic, not a theocracy. If someone wants to live in such a place, convert and go to Iran. I am sure they would welcome the intolerent of spirit with open arms.